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me: reads a 487-page book in one day
me: cant do one page of homework in a week

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via bornhumanraisedmartian)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via ilksensei)